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Artens. Is an unentdeckte Creature of the Nature. He likes to ärgern some kids and bring them bye, how to be like him.
He needs a Therapeut and Jesus.

He is also a left Hoden from Thanos the one and only.

Sometimes Artens loves to Jiggle his Balls infront of old woman (69+). It helps him to be one with the nature.
Ohhh!! Look !!! There is an Artens !!!

Wee need to take care of it.
Because its gefährlich and stuff u know i´m saynn?!!!

or :

Nooo !! Please !!! Dont eat my last Choclate Chip !!!
Artens by DirtyLenny300 January 14, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
He is a sweet,respectful and a caring guy.He is smart,he works hard and is determined to have a good future.I wish we could be better friends. He has treated me so good he deserves the best things to happen to him <3
Who is Artens?
He is the smart guy who scored the highest marks in the exam
Artens by Lajnaa♡ November 23, 2023
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artenisa 

Usually a girl with a big ass who also has a nice face. Very outgoing and not shy. Has a lot of talents and skills. All boys want her.
Oh my God, Joanne, look at Artenisa's body. I'm so jealous of her!
artenisa by freshasf December 26, 2016

Ron Artest 

1.going absoultely crazy when slightly provoked by others.
Do not throw a beer at me sir, or i'll Ron Artest your ass!
Ron Artest by brandon November 20, 2004

arlens speech 

Only the best speech, the only thing that ever came close to it was Ben's fire diss track.
"Did you hear about arlens speech it was only the greatest".

Artest Mode 

Being in a state where everything is unexpectedly and unreasonably difficult. Originally coined upon the observation that Ron Artest unexpectedly dominates everyone in NBA Jam.
Mike has three projects, two papers, two presentations, and five exams before next Tuesday. Looks like he's playing life on Artest Mode this week.
Artest Mode by Faeomm December 8, 2010
to make bold statements without any evidence to back them up
Stop Artest'ing the facts. Shut up.
artest by anon232 August 31, 2008
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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