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Art Critic 

A person who takes joy in checking out 'works of art' specifically those of female asses and breasts.
Dude 1: OMG he's such and Art Critic.
Dude 2: yeah, but have u seen her Mona Lisa!!!
Dude 1: Finger licking good.
Art Critic by Adaaaaaaam March 25, 2009
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Art critic 

Originating as a north eastern term thats is most commonly associated with the union square neighborhood of New York City. An art critic is a person who is specialized in analyzing interpreting and evaluating art.
*looks at some shitty bowls and laughs*

Artist - Are you laughing at my work?
Meg- No I’m an art critic.
Art critic by Notpa October 25, 2019

Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer 

A sexual act that involves the male adopting a naked 'Crab' like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the penis using only the inside of their elbow.
Evee: Hey Hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?

Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!

noobletoid arthriticatus 

the most extreme lvl of a noob on x-box live such as Xenocide321 he=big noob but the word is not only limited to use on x-box live
Wow you dirty noobletoid arhriricatus I cant believe u didnt kill that dude.
noobletoid arthriticatus by alex February 16, 2005

Arthritic bearclaw 

To beat someone with hands that look as if they where in a blender, maiming one badly, as you can't see it coming from every direction
I thought everything was going to be ok, then it looked like he was throwing up westside....
I knew the lapper was about to get the arthritic bearclaw..
Arthritic bearclaw by Lilrichard123 January 15, 2022

Arthritical 

A feeling or sensation of joint pain, stiffness, or inflammation, similar to the symptoms of arthritis, but not necessarily a diagnosed condition.

- derived from the word “arthritis” and can be used to describe a sensation of joint pain, stiffness, or inflammation.
The word “arthritis” comes from the Greek words “arthron,” meaning joint, and “itis,” meaning inflammation. There are many types of arthritis, including osteoarthritis, rheumatoid arthritis, and psoriatic arthritis, each with its own set of causes and symptoms.
“My knees are feeling arthritical today, I think I need to take it easy,” or “I’ve been experiencing arthritical symptoms in my hands for weeks, I should see a doctor.”
Arthritical by Ms Chris Blackerby February 23, 2025
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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