lapper

someone who performs oral sex on a female.

He's such a lapper, he laps her all night.

by jondoe156 December 22, 2009

lapper

Anyone who is profecient in the art of cunnilingus

Man Harry's girl told me he is one hell of a lapper but I wouln'dt eat her anyhow.

by Chickenman June 12, 2003

lapper

a woman who likes women

Jessica may be attractive, Ed, but she's a lapper!

by mindy June 06, 2003

lapper

A lip of chewing tobacco.

You wanna pack a lapper on the way there?

by Josh Clark January 19, 2007

lapper

a person who has oral sex with a woman

He claimed he was an avid lapper but was an all around virgin.

by The return of Light Joker June 02, 2010

Lapper

someone who is too cowardly to do something, they don't have enough balls

Paul backed out of that fight, he's a lapper

He was too much of a lapper to kiss me

by eljx June 25, 2005

Lapper

Lapper - Taking a half day or full day off of work due to kids hockey, baseball, kickball tournament or just leaving early from work to make a "train" or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, I'm gonna take a Lapper, kids gotta tourney in Boston.

Oh, i bet he takes a "Lapper" today.. traffic looks bad.

by jj55! September 02, 2022