Definitions by Lilrichard123

Ups thirsty Thursday 

A secret code originated by the teamsters back in the 1970s, forcing every ups driver to have sex with a least one person of the same sex, the last Thursday of every month, twice in the month of June, to help celebrate juneteeth. a driver will be terminated immediately for not following protocol. Any driver that has completed the amazing feat of sexually servicing every customer on there route, will get to go to a sporting event of their choice and all the beverages they can enjoy! Ups thirsty Thursday was lit!!!

Yo mountain, congrats on completing that amazing feat!!! Bud lite at the vols game on me!!! It's ups thirsty Thursday bitches!!!

Ups thirsty Thursday by Lilrichard123 May 10, 2023

Mountain load giver 

A mountain of a man, that leaves huge loads when he drops them, balls so big he is bowlegged, dick so big, its beat the side out of his ACL, (notice the knee brace)...rain, snow, sleet, hail, this man will drop his mountain of a load anywhere he wants, on man woman or child( thirsty Thursdays anything goes!!!)

Yo shane? U see that bitch with the mushroom print on her forehead?, the mountain load giver,must have dropped that package already!!!

Mountain load giver by Lilrichard123 January 16, 2022

Arthritic bearclaw 

To beat someone with hands that look as if they where in a blender, maiming one badly, as you can't see it coming from every direction

I thought everything was going to be ok, then it looked like he was throwing up westside....
I knew the lapper was about to get the arthritic bearclaw..

Arthritic bearclaw by Lilrichard123 January 15, 2022

Woober 

A freshly used, still lubed, double ended dildo exceeding 2 foot in lenth.

Rylan just thought grandpa had a huge penis until he found mommy's woober!!!

Woober by Lilrichard123 November 8, 2021

wintergreen yeast 

wintergreen yeast is a way of life, one who dips excess amount of skoal products, and has never seen a toothbrush, the caked tarter, in and between the teeth, appearing as a bread type substance. women love to receive oral from a infected individual, soft, smooth teeth, with a cooling sensation

dang drew got that wintergreen yeast....
I love the way it cools my mound!!!!

wintergreen yeast by Lilrichard123 July 22, 2021

Yates 

Not standing or not participating in any patriotic event

Pamela went straight Yates on those fools at the racetrack during the national anthem

Yates by Lilrichard123 February 24, 2017

Vandyke 

To use someone for your own personal gain.

Imma sit here and vandyke while these boys clean my rims

Vandyke by Lilrichard123 February 23, 2017