anti irection

when you look at something so disgutuing or someone so ugly your penis curls up into your anus to provide pleasure to counteract the displeasure caused by the sight.

WHOAH! She was so ugly she gave me an anti irection.

by Adaaaaaaam March 24, 2009

Art Critic

A person who takes joy in checking out 'works of art' specifically those of female asses and breasts.

Dude 1: OMG he's such and Art Critic.
Dude 2: yeah, but have u seen her Mona Lisa!!!
Dude 1: Finger licking good.

by Adaaaaaaam March 25, 2009