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arsenhole 

Someone who is such a selfish, twisted, warped asshole, so focused on getting off on their fixation on fire that they kill men, women, children and animals in a massive blaze, destroy massive amounts of trees, natural resources, houses, apartment buildings, market places, or other private and public property.
You have to be a real f@ck!ng arsenhole to set fire to a massive apartment building.
arsenhole by FedUpWithThis$hit July 10, 2017
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arseholed 

I must have been really arseholed last night, 'cause I don't remember how I got home.
arseholed by The Professor June 5, 2003

Assenholen 

How to say "asshole" while sounding like a stereotypical German.
I'll Fuch you right in ze Assenholen
Assenholen by Dark Night Enforcer January 27, 2015

dance of the flaming arseholes 

An amusing (for the onlookers) waddle between two arbitrary points while bent over with your pants around your ankles and a lit rolled up piece of newspaper wedged up your arse.

Commonly performed by both the military and football clubs, it's an experience that both onlookers and participants will never forget.

Here's how it goes....

You light a rolled up tube of newspaper and stick it between your buttocks while bent over with your pants around your ankles. Then you have to shuffle from the start line to the finish line without dropping the "Torch".

If you drop the torch you're up shit creek and will suffer a penalty ranging from having to start over to getting doused with beer before having to start over again.

Typically it's like a right of baptism that everyone in a team or group will participate in to both gain acceptance and strengthen ties by the age old addage of shared absurdity....

Or was it adversity....

Fucked if I know, pass me another beer and light my torch, will ya?!?
Saw the new 23rd regiment going the "Dance of the Flaming Arseholes" last night at the local.... Some of them were a bit slow, there's a few boys who won't need to wax this week if you get my meaning!!

Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole 

A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.
I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.

Common Arsehole 

A person who is prevalent, and often found in the public doing stupid, moronic and mindless acts.

Also can be associated with loitering and annoying pests commonly found in groups at shopping malls, libraries and schools.
Basically another word for Imbecile.
He snuck out at night, like a Common Arsehole.

John: "Look at all these common arseholes over here."
Vlad: "Piss off you common arsehole."

Arseholetent

When the hole is big enough to fit your immediate family along with your 50 cousins.
"Damn! Her arseholetent looks like it can fit her whole fam"
Arseholetent by B n T November 16, 2016
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