Example unsult: "Lenny, it takes a lot of courage to wear suspenders while you're not performing in the circus."

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Thanks for the unsult, Bob. All this money in my pockets does make me look like I have lumpy legs.

what an UNSult..haha fag.

i.e. I eat pieces of s**t like you, daily.

Eat s**t daily then?

The unsult: virtually anything ever said by characters Michael Scott or Dwight Shrewt of The Office. Pam or Jim, intervene to reveal the full ineptitude of the unsult.