Armenti

To do something so awesome, you're worthy of being compared to an awesome and magical Geometry teacher (who's secretly Sean Connery, who's actually a super hero), capable of using geometry tools as deadly weapons.

*Shane kills someone with a protractor*

"Damn, you just did an Armenti!"

by StiffJ May 21, 2009

Armenian Back Nair

When one is asked, forced, tricked, blackmailed, threatened, or willingly helps to apply Nair to an Armenians back. This is no small task, and will take serious forearm strength to wipe the rainforests of chemical burning hair away.

1. Hey big dog, you coming to jam tonight? No sorry champion, I got baited into another Armenian Back Nair night followed by a Cunnilingus Hedonist session and no reciprocation.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 10, 2019

Armenian Scowl

The face 99.5 % of Armenian females make when posing for a picture. Instead of smiling, it is to look at the camera like they are the cast of GOODFELLAS

1.You should of seen the Armenian Scowl I got when I defeated my bitchy Armenian GF at Durak

2. Kim Kardashian is the OG force behind the Armenian Scowl .

3. Why does my Armenian GF and her friends never smile. They are gorgeous, and have nice teeth and smiles, but for some reason prefer to just ice the camera with Armenian Scolws 100% of the time?

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 9, 2019

Armenian Noodle Dip

An Armenian noodle dip is when a man and woman are enagaged in sexual acts and as the man is about to cum he is standing up and holding the girl from the back of the neck where her face is right in front of the dick. the girl would then pout her lips for a few fun-filled cockslaps to lips and face until he is ready to cum. Right before the man cums he sticks the tip of his penis in the left nostril and cums, and the cum goes up and dips down the throat where you can play around with or pull it from eather side. (can be put in the right nostril but preferably the left)

Haig: Yeah so like i banged the shit out of her right?
Jon: Yeah..then what?
Haig: i saved my cum and thought should i give this bitch the armenian noodle dip?
Haig: you know i did.

by Allllllex August 9, 2006

Amentist

A person of severe congenital mental disability.

Teo is trying to help the guy but he's such a fucking amentist that he can't follow simple instructions.

by Adam Sanderson January 19, 2018

Amentistic

A person relating to or suffering from amentia

You know those times when you're trying to help someone out but they're so amentistic that they can't see basic logic and sense. The kind of people that make you want to slit your abdomen so you don't have to breathe the same air as them. The kind of people who make you feel like you've lost brain cells after talking to them.

by Adam Sanderson January 19, 2018

Argentinian Popover

Eating so much barbequed meat and cheese-bread that you write off a hotel room with your farts

Did I ever tell you about the time when I did an Argentinian Popover in Philadelphia?

by No Context Off Menu October 28, 2020