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dousche armada 

A group of people all dressing similarly and just all look like dousches. Hence the dousche armada.
* 5 Guys in Polos and Plaid Shorts walk into a bar*
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?

Dutch Armada 

A combination of the Dutch Rudder and the Circle Jerk, the Dutch Armada is performed when a quorum of men, no less than 3, form a circle and give a Dutch Rudder to the person on his left while receiving one from the person on his right.
This variation on the Dutch Rudder pushes the widely-accepted view of the Dutch Rudder as not gay to the edges of not gayness, because while you are not in fact touching another man's penis, due to the circular nature of the Dutch Armada, you are getting off while watching a man get off. Therefore, those who are familiar with the Armada debate whether it is, in fact, gay.
Dutch Armada by Hr.Ms Buffel March 2, 2009

douche armada 

A group of 4 or more douchebags
A group of guidos walk into a bar...

Oh man, looks like the douche armada has just arrived.
douche armada by xWaRpeDx October 25, 2010

Douche Armada 

a group of 5 or more douche canoes
guy1: Dude, check out the douche armada that just walked in
guy2: yeah, what a bunch of douche canoes
Douche Armada by donkers1 February 7, 2010

dread armada 

That occurence when you go to a supermarket and tons of people of elephantine proportions are riding on motor scooters
Guy who lifts: Oh no bro, its a dread armada
dread armada by The mike gamez August 11, 2017

Don Adriano De Armado 

A Spanish soldier who is in love with the "country maid", Jaquenetta. Both are character's in (Super Genius) William Shakespeare's play "Love's Labour's Lost"
"I do affect the very ground, which is base, where
her shoe, which is baser, guided by her foot, which
is basest, doth tread."
Don Adriano De Armado by Hydragon February 13, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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