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dousche armada 

A group of people all dressing similarly and just all look like dousches. Hence the dousche armada.
* 5 Guys in Polos and Plaid Shorts walk into a bar*
Guy at bar:Holy crap who invited the dousche armada?

Dutch Armada 

A combination of the Dutch Rudder and the Circle Jerk, the Dutch Armada is performed when a quorum of men, no less than 3, form a circle and give a Dutch Rudder to the person on his left while receiving one from the person on his right.
This variation on the Dutch Rudder pushes the widely-accepted view of the Dutch Rudder as not gay to the edges of not gayness, because while you are not in fact touching another man's penis, due to the circular nature of the Dutch Armada, you are getting off while watching a man get off. Therefore, those who are familiar with the Armada debate whether it is, in fact, gay.
Dutch Armada by Hr.Ms Buffel March 2, 2009

douche armada 

A group of 4 or more douchebags
A group of guidos walk into a bar...

Oh man, looks like the douche armada has just arrived.
douche armada by xWaRpeDx October 25, 2010

Douche Armada 

a group of 5 or more douche canoes
guy1: Dude, check out the douche armada that just walked in
guy2: yeah, what a bunch of douche canoes
Douche Armada by donkers1 February 7, 2010

dread armada 

That occurence when you go to a supermarket and tons of people of elephantine proportions are riding on motor scooters
Guy who lifts: Oh no bro, its a dread armada
dread armada by The mike gamez August 11, 2017

Don Adriano De Armado 

A Spanish soldier who is in love with the "country maid", Jaquenetta. Both are character's in (Super Genius) William Shakespeare's play "Love's Labour's Lost"
"I do affect the very ground, which is base, where
her shoe, which is baser, guided by her foot, which
is basest, doth tread."
Don Adriano De Armado by Hydragon February 13, 2005