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Aristois 

Popular free hacked client/utility mod for minecraft
Pretty mid tbh
I just downloaded aristois client
Time to hop on hypixel
Aristois by pensiveclown November 24, 2022
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Aristoshit 

Aristocrat vodka. Cheap, shitty vodka popular among college students.
What are you drinking tonight?
I'm broke, so probably Aristoshit...

She's throwing up drunk from Aristoshit.
Aristoshit by evercleary17 December 14, 2010

Aristosexuality 

While typically heterosexual in nature, aristosexuality is characterized by the sexual attraction to aristocracy, or otherwise power, wealth, and influence. Examples of aristosexuals include the Queen (for obvious reasons), Lana Del Rey (See Money Power Glory), Halsey (Castle is a metaphor for her exploration of aristosexuality) and many more.
I'd never heard of aristosexuality before, but once my friend confessed her attraction to aristocracy I understood the importance of her having something to identify as.
Aristosexuality by CarverX July 6, 2016
The most intellectual and philosophical being.

A combination of Aristotle, Plato and Socrates, Aristosoc is capable of understanding the ways of life from more than one philosophical point of view. You may ask her questions relating to the meaning of life or the attributes of reality (or lack there of).

Aristosoc was given her name in French class, however her mental capacities have been put to work elsewhere as well.
When asked about Meursault's, from Albert Camus' "The Stranger", Aristosoc kindly gave the explanation of existentialism, relating it directly to the characters lifestyle.
Aristosoc by kelssant May 7, 2011

aristoslumming 

The act of desperately trying to hang out with/befriend any person perceived to have higher socioeconomic status, popularity, or overall hipster status than oneself.
Dakota: "Is Montana going to the club with us? Its only a $5 cover.
Arizona: "No, she's going to put on her knockoff Prada best and stand in line at that private club. She's going to bang the first D-list celeb/baller/royal/poppa she sees. She wants that life.
Dakota: She's back to her aristoslumming ways, I see. Oh, well. Let's bounce, girl.
aristoslumming by Yeah, Buddy June 27, 2020

Arıstos 

a lad that ıs relatıvely quıet when you dont know hım. but once you do he ıs goıng to make you cry of laughter and cuz he bullıes you too much. hıs ass ıs much bıgger than hıs dıck and he ıs a bottom. he ıs not a good boyfrıend because he has bondıng problems but he ıs goıng to take advantage of your ass
1:hey hows ıt goıng wıth you and arısto?
2:not good he ıs beatıng me and my ass has turned blue
1: oh shıt that bıtch ass Arıstos
Arıstos by Oldsp1c3 December 30, 2021

anarcho-aristoi 

One that opposes the prevailing status quo and the decline of modern society. Similar to Friedrich Nietzsche's concept of übermensch, it is able to give itself a higher transcendental internal law.

It is against the Modern State and the Bourgeois Liberal State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution, Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.
.The anarcho-aristoi is truly a superior metaphysical type of man, heroic, intellectual and, above all, spiritually noble.
anarcho-aristoi by tradical September 7, 2022
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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