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Aristosoc

The most intellectual and philosophical being.

A combination of Aristotle, Plato and Socrates, Aristosoc is capable of understanding the ways of life from more than one philosophical point of view. You may ask her questions relating to the meaning of life or the attributes of reality (or lack there of).

Aristosoc was given her name in French class, however her mental capacities have been put to work elsewhere as well.
When asked about Meursault's, from Albert Camus' "The Stranger", Aristosoc kindly gave the explanation of existentialism, relating it directly to the characters lifestyle.
by kelssant May 7, 2011
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Aristoshit

Aristocrat vodka. Cheap, shitty vodka popular among college students.
What are you drinking tonight?
I'm broke, so probably Aristoshit...

She's throwing up drunk from Aristoshit.
by evercleary17 December 14, 2010
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Aristotect

An asshole architect who thinks he/she is superior to all others on a project. Aristotects can be distinguished by their unusual, usually thick, black-rimmed glasses and their great effort to look out of place (i.e.: wearing 4" stilettos during a Construction site review)

Aristotects commonly drive Land Rover Discoveries, "for when they have to visit the site", despite the fact they they always park in a paved parking lot and are transported to the actual project site via a small golf cart or other vehicle.
"That architect bitch just won't leave us alone. She's not even my boss and she still tells me what to do, what an aristotect."
by PaBe December 9, 2008
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Aristoarch

One who is able to lead the people in an organic society in today's chaos, based on courage, honor and virtue. From the Greek prefix ἄριστος (best, excellent, noblest ) + ἄρχή (sovereign, authority)

It is against the Modern State and the Liberal Bourgeois State and its consecutive evils: Socialism, Marxism, Communism, Liberalism, Freemasonry, Totalitarianism, Positivism, Nationalism, Enlightenment, Fascism, Humanism, Renaissance, French Revolution Modernism, Anthropocentrism, Capitalism, Materialism, Feminism, Egalitarianism, LGBT rights, Republicanism, Representative Democracy, Liberal Democracy, Progressivism, Mass Media, Militant Atheism, Anti-Left/Right Dichotomy, Cosmopolitanism, Consumerism, Human Rights, Technocracy, Organized Religions, Globalization and Abortion. He is skeptical of technology, organized religions and the economy.
Aristoarch is a metaphysical type of leader, where the sovereign is guided by spiritual power, honor, courage, and virtue. It is the mythologem of the ruler of a people.
by tradical September 7, 2022
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Aristheocrazy

An adjective pertaining to the control of the masses by rich assholes with maniacal religious convictions in the government.
guy1: Fuck! I HATE THIS COUNTRY!!

guy 2: It's cuz of the fucking Aristheocrazy!
by GM Alden November 19, 2011
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Aristolopigate

To treat someone to a nice dinner and punch them later
Dont make me aristolopigate you
by DaOnlyAK October 11, 2023
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aristotect

An asshole architect who thinks he/she is superior to all others on a project. Aristotects can be distinguished by their unusual, usually thick, black-rimmed glasses and their great effort to look out of place (i.e.: wearing 4" stilettos during a Construction site review)

Aristotects commonly drive Land Rover Discoveries, "for when they have to visit the site", despite the fact they they always park in a paved parking lot and are transported to the actual project site via a small golf cart or other vehicle.
John: That building looks like shit.
Sally: Yeah, I told that to the architect and she said that we are just too uncultured to understand the design.
John: What an aristotect.
by PaBe November 30, 2006
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