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Person who follows the decrees of the New Zealand Dictator Jacinda Ardern with blind loyalty and mindless devotion.
Captain’s Log, Stardate 041121.532

We are now in day 79 of our imprisonment by the Ardernites.
Ardernite by Kiwi Brian November 3, 2021

Ardernity 

is that the time between the announcement of an announcement for the intention to make an actual decision.
Ardernity by Pseudonym-69 March 20, 2022

Arleening 

1. When someone is having a slow respond towards other people’s

2. She needs some milk
Zhong Qi is arleening the whole day.
Arleening by Zhong Qi October 25, 2018

Ardernity 

The period of time between Jacinda Ardern making an announcement about an announcement and actually announcing her decision.
Person 1: Jacinda just announced in her Monday press conference that there will be an announcement on vaccine mandates on Wednesday

Person 2: Wow, why do we have to wait for an Ardernity? Why can't she just tell us now?
Ardernity by Ardernity March 21, 2022

An Ardernity 

Its no longer an Eternity its an Ardernity:

“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.
“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.
An Ardernity by MsKittycatmeow March 20, 2022

arsering 

My dick passed her arsering and plunged inside.
arsering by Tiago Zuhr September 17, 2005