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A staunch defender of the New Zealand Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern. One who refuses to see or believe anything that makes the PM look bad and will follow all her dictates with blind obedience.
Captain’s Log, Stardate 031121.523

We are now in day 78 of our imprisonment by the Ardernites.

Their Dear Leader, a creature bearing the resemblance of a praying mantis, has gone missing in action.
ardernite by Kiwi Brian November 5, 2021

Ardenite 

A person from Arden City (the West Midlands metropolitan county in the United Kingdom).
Man A: (talking about reppin' Arden City) So where in Arden City are you from?

Man B: Smedrock! how about you?

Man A: Worcester!

Man B: then you're not an Ardenite, Worcester is not in Arden City!!
Ardenite by The Blue Ranger May 13, 2009

Ardernity 

is that the time between the announcement of an announcement for the intention to make an actual decision.
Ardernity by Pseudonym-69 March 20, 2022

Ardernity 

The period of time between Jacinda Ardern making an announcement about an announcement and actually announcing her decision.
Person 1: Jacinda just announced in her Monday press conference that there will be an announcement on vaccine mandates on Wednesday

Person 2: Wow, why do we have to wait for an Ardernity? Why can't she just tell us now?
Ardernity by Ardernity March 21, 2022

Adernity 

The period of time waited for New Zealand's Labour Government to make a decision and initiate action on a topic. Often experienced when an announcement for an announcement has occured.
It sure seems like an adernity since Labour made those election promises, are they still working on the 10,000 homes for New Zealanders?
Adernity by TheKiwiConnection March 20, 2022

An Ardernity 

Its no longer an Eternity its an Ardernity:

“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.
“Once again the Prime Minister has made an announcement about an announcement, leaving us waiting an Ardernity for a decision,” says ACT Leader David Seymour.
An Ardernity by MsKittycatmeow March 20, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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