Arch Mage

And 60+ year old man of such abstinence he has ascended to a new level of reality, able to cast spells at the highest of caliber .

1: Have you heard the old guy down the street is an Arch Mage?
2: Holy shit are you serious?
1: Yeah i wouldn't go near him anymore...

Arch Mage by SinglePlayingSingle May 2, 2019

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archmage

Not pronounced Ark-image

How do you say archmage? not ark-image, I’ll tell you that much

archmage by Sandman46 July 26, 2023

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purple archmage

Australian for dick, commonly used in Warcraft III:The Frozen Throne

Similar to huj, cock

Would you like to touch my purple archmage?

purple archmage by toj September 18, 2008

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Archmageous

A portmanteau of archmage and outrageous, this word is reserved for only the most insane and ridiculous magical stunts.

Do you remember when The Wizard turned his tower into a spinning top, and it destroyed a whole city block? That was archmageous!

Archmageous by Wizardrous Writer December 19, 2024

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archmage

1. master of spellcasting
2. that one tier 5 upgrade from bloons td6

1. "he's an archmage, watch out for him"
2. "i can finally afford the archmage in bloons td6!!!"

archmage by morting March 23, 2026

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Shitdar

Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.

When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026

Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:

Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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