Arch Mage

And 60+ year old man of such abstinence he has ascended to a new level of reality, able to cast spells at the highest of caliber .

1: Have you heard the old guy down the street is an Arch Mage?
2: Holy shit are you serious?
1: Yeah i wouldn't go near him anymore...

Arch Mage by SinglePlayingSingle May 2, 2019

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archmage

Not pronounced Ark-image

How do you say archmage? not ark-image, I’ll tell you that much

archmage by Sandman46 July 26, 2023

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purple archmage

Australian for dick, commonly used in Warcraft III:The Frozen Throne

Similar to huj, cock

Would you like to touch my purple archmage?

purple archmage by toj September 18, 2008

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Archmageous

A portmanteau of archmage and outrageous, this word is reserved for only the most insane and ridiculous magical stunts.

Do you remember when The Wizard turned his tower into a spinning top, and it destroyed a whole city block? That was archmageous!

Archmageous by Wizardrous Writer December 19, 2024

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archmage

1. master of spellcasting
2. that one tier 5 upgrade from bloons td6

1. "he's an archmage, watch out for him"
2. "i can finally afford the archmage in bloons td6!!!"

archmage by morting March 23, 2026

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