d'oh!

homer's version of "dangit!"

dad, we don't have any more donuts left
d'oh!

by morting March 17, 2025

shit

1: poop, or feces

2: realisation

1: i took a fat shit last night
2: shit, i left the oven on

by morting March 17, 2025

gsheqqqing

trashing a really, really, really pristine, fancy and luxurious place

y'know what? I'm gonna go gsheqqqing because my mind has gone crazy dave mode

by morting March 14, 2025

p1

omg minos prime!!!!!1!1!!2!!2!187!!!penis!!!!

p1: hey-
p2: stfu I'm playing p1

by morting April 19, 2025

mort

big troublemaker, replica of bart simpson but more troublesome.

my classmates are such big morts.

by morting March 14, 2025

wet rooted

(adverb) the action of pissing and pooping yourself

the movie was so scary i wet rooted myself

by morting March 17, 2025

hot n' toasty

super hot, not boiling, toaster temperature

oh boy it sure is hot n' toasty in here

by morting March 17, 2025