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When you're fucking a girl and about to finish, you pull out. While finishing yourself off, you put your finger most of the way over your tip so that you spew like when you put a thumb over the end of a hose. You must spray jizz all over the girl's hair, then scrunch it all up so it looks like Jersey hair.
Named after the infamous hair spray used by so many Jersey girls before going out or to Bon Jovi concerts.
What happened to your hair?
Oh, John Aquanetted me last night, and I haven't showered it out yet.
Aquanet by LincolnMarkyMark April 4, 2005
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aqua net 

Hair spray that is still cool to use.
I just bought a case of Aqua net for $2.25! And no, it was not on sale! That was full price! Want some?!?!
aqua net by Flock Of Seagulls May 11, 2004

aqua net 

hair spray of the 80s
because i had a white man's fro, i did not use aqua net in the 4th grade.
aqua net by whitey McWhite May 11, 2004

Aqua Net 

Aqua Net® Professional Hair Spray
Unscented Extra Super Hold

All Day All Over Hold.

Extra Super Hold provides greater holding power for hairstyles that demand superior control. This formula gives you long-lasting support and volume so even fine or hard-to-hold hair can look beautiful all day.

All day hold for lasting control.
Gives your hair body and volume without being too stiff or sticky.
Crystal-clear formula won't flake or build up. Made in USA

Directions:
Shake can before use. Keep can upright 10-12 inches from hair and spray evenly. Replace cap after use.


Ingredients:
Water (aqua), Dimethyl Ether, SD Alcohol 40-B (alcohol denat), VA/Crotonates/Vinyl Neodecandate Copolymer, Octylacrylamide/Acrylates Butylaminoethyl Methacrylate Copolymer, Aminomethylpropanol, Sodium Benzoate, Cyclohexylamine, Cyclopentasiloxane, Sodium PCA, Masking Fragrance (parfum)


Warnings:
Flammable. Avoid heat, fire, flame and smoking while spraying and until hair is fully dry. Avoid spraying in eyes. Do not ingest.

Government Warning: Keep out of reach of children.

Contents under pressure. Do not puncture or incinerate. Do not store at temperatures above 120°F. Use only as directed. Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling contents can be harmful or fatal.
Aqua Net was a must for the big fluff. I used it to get max bigness myself. I dated a girl that must've used a can every day. She had a giant crop of hair, and boy did that turn me on!!
Aqua Net by bill nads April 23, 2004

aquantable

Something that fits ones liking.
"I swear to every God in the Heavens, if my wings do not have extra mild sauce, an aquantable amount of mild sauce, I will call them up and order them to give me 24 free wings. I've done it once, I'm not afraid to do it again"
aquantable by John/Anthony August 4, 2007

Aquajet 9000 

A made up company/brand for a hottub from the movie Anchorman (see the music video/mp3 for afternoon delight), Can be simply used as a term for a hottub.
"When you come over saturday we can hang out in my aquajet 9000 and have a meal of steak, waffles, french fries, and of course scotch"
Aquajet 9000 by Jeff Johnson May 28, 2005
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025
Word of the Day on October 16, 2026

fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026
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