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Aquatextaphobia
The fear of texting while near water (or other liquids). Especially toilets, alcoholic beverages or swimming pools.
Many people develop aquatextaphobia after dropping their cell phone into water and losing all of their contacts.
Aquatextaphobia by mk-Ultra000 December 6, 2009
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Aquanetta • Acquanetta • anquenetta • Anquanette • anquinetta • aqualeta • Aquamentaliker • aquanita • Aquanta • aquantable
aquantable
"I swear to every God in the Heavens, if my wings do not have extra mild sauce, an aquantable amount of mild sauce, I will call them up and order them to give me 24 free wings. I've done it once, I'm not afraid to do it again"
aquantable by John/Anthony August 4, 2007
aquanita
She is bootylicious. That's a aquanita
Aquanet
When you're fucking a girl and about to finish, you pull out. While finishing yourself off, you put your finger most of the way over your tip so that you spew like when you put a thumb over the end of a hose. You must spray jizz all over the girl's hair, then scrunch it all up so it looks like Jersey hair.
Named after the infamous hair spray used by so many Jersey girls before going out or to Bon Jovi concerts.
Named after the infamous hair spray used by so many Jersey girls before going out or to Bon Jovi concerts.
Aquanet by LincolnMarkyMark April 4, 2005
Acquanetta
Acquanetta by Alise Taylor November 23, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
square grouper
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.