April Fool's Day

The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.

"Mom, I'm pregnant!"

"You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack**

"...Happy April Fool's Day..."

by jaycubed31 April 1, 2009

April Fail's

The act of attempting to be funny on April 1st, but results in you getting your ass beat, dumped by your gf/bf, or making yourself look like a complete dumbass.

Ex 1/ Guy:"I fucked your girlfriend last night when she was over. It was amazing............APRIL FO- *gets ass kicked

Ex 2/ Guy:"Hey babe, look im really sorry, but i had sex with your best friend last night and it was amazing, but i got her pregnant..........APRIL FOOLS!"

Ex 3/ Guy:"Im really sorry your grandparents passed away last night........APRIL FOOLS!"


^"april fail's" in action

by failfooler April 2, 2009

Schrödinger's April Fool

When you ask your crush out on first of April, and decide whether it was a prank or not according to their reply.

David: Bro, I asked my crush out yesterday!
Anthony : did she say yes?
David : nah, she said no but I used the Schrödinger's April Fool.

by coward69 April 9, 2021

April Fool's, bitch

When you're having sex, entering from behind (e.g. doggystyle,) about to come, you tell the receiver, "I'm about to come!"

Pull out and spit on her (or his) back while grunting. when she turns around, blow your wad in her face and yell, "April Fool's, bitch!"

you should've seen the look on her face when i said, "April Fool's, bitch." she was so mad.

by kentucky_windage August 10, 2012

April Fool's Day

The best holiday of the year. Day when friends get to pull the ULITMATE jokes on each other no matter how mean they are.

Jer and Tav got Tara good this year. On April fools day they told her a friend was dead and she believed it! That rocked!

by viscioustart March 28, 2005

April Fool's Day

some shit holiday where one guy can zing another by saying something they made up, followed by the event, followed by the saying "Happy april FOOL's day!" followed by the occasional Jajaja. Events can range from: a delayed laugh, to a truth, to someone literally dying

Commitment, Commitment issues, bad choices, and April Fool's Days are the main causes of breakups, besides, i don't have any good material

by your best idiot April 7, 2010

It's April,

1. When someone wants to have feelings about something that is so far in the past, you almost forget it even happened.

2. when everyone else has moved on besides that one person

Dude: "I can't believe you didn't tell me about what happened in December!"

Girl: "OMG It's April, Steve! Get over it!"

by Rockinthe3 May 31, 2018