Urban Dictionary: April Fool's Day

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The one day when it's okay to be a complete and total asshole.

"Mom, I'm pregnant!"

"You're only fifteen." **has a heart attack**

"...Happy April Fool's Day..."

by jaycubed31 April 01, 2009

Apr 20 Word of the Day

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017

The one day of the year where nobody, no matter how hard they try, can possibly be funny.

Hey man, you want some peanuts? (Snake flies out of can) April fools!

by Basil March 31, 2005

Trust no one... you are not safe. Run And hide. Don't try to defend your self you WILL FAIL.

Jim didn't run or hide so he was pranked on April Fools Day

day when people get to use the most unoriginal jokes till 12:00

putting clingfilm on the toilet seat
swapping around the draws
turning back alarm clocks

by neen April 02, 2004

April 1rst. A day in which practical jokes are played. The second worst birthday surpassed only by febuary 29th

by Pepsi X-treme June 24, 2005

The best day of the year to wear sandals.

Vince: Hey, man, your shoelace is untied!

Diggity Monkeez: Nice try, citizen.

by Diggity Monkeez April 01, 2005