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Ranger's Apprentice
my friend: hey have you read Ranger's Apprentice?
me: Ya im obsessed with that book, it is soooo good
me: Ya im obsessed with that book, it is soooo good
Ranger's Apprentice by Ranger Will December 18, 2008
Related Words
Appsentia • Apprentice • apprentis • apprentice boy • assential • absentia • apparential • appentace • Apprenitalia • apprenticedent
Shat-in-absentia
The punitive act of 'leaving-behind' a large, commode-filling mass of fecal material that, through time, evaporation and vacancy creates an extremely unpleasant next-occupant arrival surprise; especially useful for time-share condos, infrequently accessed guest homes and seasonal-use facilities.
I'll never again be the first to enter THAT condo...the last renters shat-in-absentia. When I opened the door it was like being punched in the face by a shit-bag fist. Nas-T....
Shat-in-absentia by YAWA August 21, 2016
apprenti
A non-existent word created by Dr Randal Pinkett during the Apprentice 4 finale to emphasise the fact that the word Apprentice is singular, not plural.
apprenti by Nadir Zenith January 9, 2006
Apprentice
Someone who does the exact same job as everyone else at the company but gets paid less because of the false promise for an education. A scam scheme to pay people less than the minimum wage when working out pay per hour. A disgraceful scheme.
The apprentice asked me if she can get a wage based on her performance, I laughed at that even though she does show me up with my job.
Apprentice by FrankyWanky January 20, 2021
Apprentisaurus
Apprentasaurus derives from the words apprentice and dinosaur.
The word "apprentisaurus" is used to describe someone that has been an apprentice for an excessive amount of time, spanning year after year, never graduating to the next level, despite the progression and advancement of his peers.
Thus, the word "dinosaur" comes into play because this individual has been in apprenticeship for such a ridiculous amount of time that it's almost prehistoric!
The word "apprentisaurus" is used to describe someone that has been an apprentice for an excessive amount of time, spanning year after year, never graduating to the next level, despite the progression and advancement of his peers.
Thus, the word "dinosaur" comes into play because this individual has been in apprenticeship for such a ridiculous amount of time that it's almost prehistoric!
That guy has been an apprentisaurus for 10 years! And I've been in this trade as long as he has but I've made journeyman already..
Apprentisaurus by srm84116 August 11, 2009
apparential
Pertaining to appearance.
The formal, the juxtapositional, the thetical, the sensual, the objectual, the functional, and the designative are all congruent to the apparential.
apparential by sandraxine July 14, 2018
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.