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the dumbest show on tv. you get a job for winning.

running around with a carrot up his ass singing looks like chicken tonight

apprentis by Marshal8388 May 15, 2005

Words you can keep

Ranger's Apprentice

The BEST book series ever, originates in Australia from the author John Flanagan.

my friend: hey have you read Ranger's Apprentice?
me: Ya im obsessed with that book, it is soooo good

Ranger's Apprentice by Ranger Will December 18, 2008

apprenti

A non-existent word created by Dr Randal Pinkett during the Apprentice 4 finale to emphasise the fact that the word Apprentice is singular, not plural.

"It's not The Apprenti, it's The Apprentice" -Dr Randal Pinkett

apprenti by Nadir Zenith January 9, 2006

Apprentice

Someone who does the exact same job as everyone else at the company but gets paid less because of the false promise for an education. A scam scheme to pay people less than the minimum wage when working out pay per hour. A disgraceful scheme.

The apprentice asked me if she can get a wage based on her performance, I laughed at that even though she does show me up with my job.

Apprentice by FrankyWanky January 20, 2021

Appsentia

An Applicatioin that is Past its Prime

That App was HOT a year ago, but where is it today? In appsentia

Appsentia by EStarr(z) July 20, 2010

Apprentisaurus

Apprentasaurus derives from the words apprentice and dinosaur.

The word "apprentisaurus" is used to describe someone that has been an apprentice for an excessive amount of time, spanning year after year, never graduating to the next level, despite the progression and advancement of his peers.

Thus, the word "dinosaur" comes into play because this individual has been in apprenticeship for such a ridiculous amount of time that it's almost prehistoric!

That guy has been an apprentisaurus for 10 years! And I've been in this trade as long as he has but I've made journeyman already..

Apprentisaurus by srm84116 August 11, 2009

apparential

Pertaining to appearance.

The formal, the juxtapositional, the thetical, the sensual, the objectual, the functional, and the designative are all congruent to the apparential.

apparential by sandraxine July 14, 2018

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026