Congruent

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1. (Mathehmatiks) - When 2 figures have same dimensions.

2. (Peepull) - When someone is consistent with their actions and personality, unique to themselves. Something that your girlfriend isn't.

1. Whoa, these two triangles are the same size. I'd say they're pretty fucking congruent.

2. Dude when the fat cop started yelling at him, bro didn't even flinch and was all cool about it, I'd say he's pretty congruent.

Congruent by deviant styles December 24, 2010

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Congruent

Following through with the determination not to have sex with a new tinder match until the 4th date.

She really wanted to fuck his brains out, but she decided it was best to just cuddle and fall asleep in his arms instead not being congruent

Congruent by JohnLovesMick May 3, 2018

Congruent Sex

The only way to get sleep

Madi: "Yeah dude I get like two hours of sleep"
Aaron: "Same bro, the only way I can get sleep is to have MAD congruent sex"

Congruent Sex by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr October 3, 2020

Congruent Triangles

When a girl skirt or dress reveals her crotch.

Girl ( is wearing short skirt and leaning over )

Boy: Linda! Congruent Triangles!

Girl (Linda): Fuck! Not again!

Congruent Triangles by Irish Russian-Jew Whore December 26, 2010

Congruent Flex

When a flex is so good, it becomes congruent with a flex that of the quality of Xzibit.

Man, hes really flexing well. Thats one congruent flex!

Congruent Flex by Horizon11O1 March 4, 2019

Congruent Angles

One day when I was fingering my massive crevice of an asshole, I noticed that its 90° angle was congruent to the 90° angles created by all of my fingers (which are always bent backwards).

Holy guacamole! The angle of my asshole is congruent to the angle of my pointer finger! Congruent angles are epic!

Congruent Angles by The left side of a penis April 18, 2019

Socially Congruent

Being aware of how you are behaving in a group of people and adjusting accordingly.

I got drunk at my brother’s graduation, now I have to be socially congruent.

Socially Congruent by _whitegriffin_ September 28, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026