Buyer: Damn this has hella seeds.
Dealer: I'm not gonna lie, it's some appleweed.
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Person 1: I'm tired of these seedy buds.
Person 2: Then stop buying from Johny Appleweed.
Dealer: I'm not gonna lie, it's some appleweed.
Ex 2:
Person 1: I'm tired of these seedy buds.
Person 2: Then stop buying from Johny Appleweed.
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n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.
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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.
Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?
Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?
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Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!
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Jeff: Hey Dawg, I pulled a Jawny Appleseed on Jenny the other night.
Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?
Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe
Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?
Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe
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If his restroom is occupied, you better believe the AppleBee's Boy will be asking to paint your walls brown.
What else would you expect from your neighborhood bar and grille: AppleBee's
If his restroom is occupied, you better believe the AppleBee's Boy will be asking to paint your walls brown.
What else would you expect from your neighborhood bar and grille: AppleBee's
"Hey Ron, did you catch a whiff of that AppleBee's Boy that passed?" " AppleBee's Boys make my stomach hurt." " An AppleBee's Boy raped my mom with an AA-12."
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