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Johnny Appleweed 

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?
Johnny Appleweed by gnostic3 August 3, 2020

Johnny Appleweed 

n. mythical figure who travels about the land whistling Grateful Dead tunes and planting marijuana seeds.

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Dude! Look at what is coming up in the garden! I did not plant those man.

Looks like the work of Johnny Appleweed. Did you leave a bong under your pillow last week?
Johnny Appleweed by gnostic3 August 2, 2020

Alabama Appleseed 

Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.
Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!
Alabama Appleseed by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

Jawny Appleseed 

Native male where his sole purpose is to plant his seed in a women for various reasons. One main reason is to trap the female into a relationship. Another is to just to earn bragging rights that he busted a nut in a certian woman, sexual conquest.
Jeff: Hey Dawg, I pulled a Jawny Appleseed on Jenny the other night.

Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?

Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe
Jawny Appleseed by Easy Dawg August 28, 2012

The Applebee's Rule 

A rule usually made among a close group of high school or college friends stating that the first person in the group to lose their virginity gets a free dinner at Applebee's paid for by the other members. The rule can sometimes be extended to include all members with the last one usually getting a steak dinner marking a celebration of entering adulthood.
Yo, I just lost my V-Card, are we still going through with The Applebee's Rule?
The Applebee's Rule by Noiren October 21, 2018

AppleBee's Boy

When you eat too much "authentic" Mexican food at AppleBee's and shit your gnarly capris forcing you to duck walk to the nearest restroom and release a geyser of spicy diarrhea shit your bunghole has never experienced.

If his restroom is occupied, you better believe the AppleBee's Boy will be asking to paint your walls brown.

What else would you expect from your neighborhood bar and grille: AppleBee's
"Hey Ron, did you catch a whiff of that AppleBee's Boy that passed?" " AppleBee's Boys make my stomach hurt." " An AppleBee's Boy raped my mom with an AA-12."
AppleBee's Boy by GnarlyNosenugget January 19, 2016