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Appleween

A whimsical holiday celebrated on August 31st, where participants carve designs into apples and illuminate them with candles or lights, akin to Halloween pumpkins. Originating from a lore about once-in-a-century glowing "Lantern Apples" that bring happiness, Appleween embodies creativity, community, and the simple joys of life, all centered around the versatile apple. Activities include apple carving, recipe exchanges, lantern parades, and more.
Last Appleween, our entire neighborhood got together for a lantern parade, and the sight of all those glowing apple carvings was truly magical!
by BeenSippingWOCK August 31, 2023
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Alabama Appleseed

Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.
Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!
by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021
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Jawny Appleseed

Native male where his sole purpose is to plant his seed in a women for various reasons. One main reason is to trap the female into a relationship. Another is to just to earn bragging rights that he busted a nut in a certian woman, sexual conquest.
Jeff: Hey Dawg, I pulled a Jawny Appleseed on Jenny the other night.

Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?

Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe
by Easy Dawg August 28, 2012
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Applemen

applemen are men that get all the girls, has W rizz and lives in apple village and remember kids a apple a day will bring the bitches your way😉 🍎 created by @fidel2thurll and @yk_capo
Applemen mean u are a man who is good looking has W rizz and lives in apple village

rebecca: look at them apple men over there they’re so hot😫

Lily: I know right i wish i could have them and they’re apples😫
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The Applebee's Rule

A rule usually made among a close group of high school or college friends stating that the first person in the group to lose their virginity gets a free dinner at Applebee's paid for by the other members. The rule can sometimes be extended to include all members with the last one usually getting a steak dinner marking a celebration of entering adulthood.
Yo, I just lost my V-Card, are we still going through with The Applebee's Rule?
by Noiren October 21, 2018
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AppleBee's Boy

When you eat too much "authentic" Mexican food at AppleBee's and shit your gnarly capris forcing you to duck walk to the nearest restroom and release a geyser of spicy diarrhea shit your bunghole has never experienced.

If his restroom is occupied, you better believe the AppleBee's Boy will be asking to paint your walls brown.

What else would you expect from your neighborhood bar and grille: AppleBee's
"Hey Ron, did you catch a whiff of that AppleBee's Boy that passed?" " AppleBee's Boys make my stomach hurt." " An AppleBee's Boy raped my mom with an AA-12."
by GnarlyNosenugget January 19, 2016
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Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture™

Applebee'sCock and Ball Torture™ is the art of cock and ball torture at applebee's.
Bro, I could really go for some Applebee'sCock and Ball Torture

Hi! My name is Applebee's™ Cock and Ball Torture
by Applebee's™ June 8, 2020
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