appless

A state of being so technologically backwards/unlucky/unaware that all of your electronic devices, if any, are too outdated to support apps.

App is shortened form of the word 'application,' a term used to describe a specific type of program, coined by Apple Computers with the introduction of the iPhone.

Him: "I have never played Angry Birds."

Her: "You should download the app. Its a fun game"

Him:"I can't. My phone is so old it doesn't support apps."

Her:"That sucks, dude! You're appless."

by Angry chick6 December 31, 2011

Appless

Appless: not owning an apple iphone or apple product.

I am Appless, I don’t have an iphone or don’ t care about apple products.

by Mdk2k4 October 2, 2022

Apples Against Humanity

Mixing the cards in the games "Cards Against Humanity" and "Apples to Apples." It allows for adults to have fun but show some respect to children.

Everyone wanted to play Cards Against Humanity, but since it was a kids party we played Apples Against Humanity.

by Extra Mayo May 20, 2015

Alabama Appleseed

Following the act during anal sex of deep breathing and relaxing the sphincter (The Breathe Act), all kinds of shit that was in custody shoots out the anus at cock release and withdrawal. This shit released from its incarceration of the anus are many, resembling piles of Alabama Appleseeds. Thus its name.

Brah, I thought butt sex with Regina was going hot hot hot…And THEN she did The Breathe Act as I pulled my cock out!…. DEEEEEMN!!! Alabama Appleseed everywhere!!!

by Panama Pucker December 20, 2021

Sticky Apples

Sticky apples- a sex act that calls for an erotic clean up. Sticky apples are achieved after the receiving partner has taken and retained at least 2 cum shots. The giving partner then lays on his back and the receiving partner mounts his cock cowgirl or cowboy style. Reverses cowperson is not an option to achieve maximum level sticky apples. As receiving partner rides into the sunset, their combined fluids squish out of the cum filled orifice, thoroughly coating the prone partners testicles. Receiving partner then dismounts and orally imbibes the now sticky testicles to clean them of the residue.

*Note. One partner must be biologically male. If this partner has a single testicles the term may be made singular “sticky apple.”

“Hey babe, you craving some sticky apples?”

by EXXitonly March 21, 2023

Jawny Appleseed

Native male where his sole purpose is to plant his seed in a women for various reasons. One main reason is to trap the female into a relationship. Another is to just to earn bragging rights that he busted a nut in a certian woman, sexual conquest.

Jeff: Hey Dawg, I pulled a Jawny Appleseed on Jenny the other night.

Eric: No way Dawk! You squirted in Jenny huh? What for?

Jeff: Well I figured that if I busted a nut inside Jenny, she'd get knocked up and would have to stay with me. If I didn't, she'd probably go after that black guy. Hehehehe

by Easy Dawg August 28, 2012

Catra Applesauce Meowmeow

The full name of Catra from the show She-Ra and the Princesses of Power.
Her best friend, Adora, named her after finding her in a box.

I’m serious, look it up.

Adora: Catra, put the sword down.

Catra: No!

Adora: Catra Applesauce Meowmeow, drop the sword right now or so help me.

Catra: ...maybe.

by CactusWithAHeart December 8, 2020