Applesexual

When you are physically and sexually attracted to Apple.

"Damn look at the fine ass apple."
"Oh to have a bite of that apple God damn."
"I heard Joey was applesexual. "

by Teesmallz February 25, 2021

applesexual

A man who owns greater than 5 apple products and actively endorses the brand to microsoft users, by informing them that apple is superior

I have 10 macbooks. Apple is my maiden, as I am an applesexual. What is this microsoft you talk about, I don't even know

by Microsoft_is_da_best March 24, 2011

Applesexual

It isn’t real, you aren’t sexually attracted to apples

‘Oh I don’t like you because I’m applesexual!’ ‘You can’t be sexually attached to apples You aren’t sexually Attracted to apples!’

by https..haru_is_pan April 24, 2021

apesexual

When you wanna have sexual intercourse with an ape and love them.

Bro that one ape I saw last week was so damn hot god damn

My parents kicked me out for being apesexual

by kem0 September 6, 2021

allesexual

'alles' from the German 'everything', Allesexual is being sexually attracted to all living organisms and all inanimate objects.

Ernie: I am allesexual.
Bert: What does that mean?
Ernie: I will fuck anything.

by Insanity Claus July 4, 2019

Alesexual

An alesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to ginger ale

Person 1: Hey, what’s your sexuality?

Person 2: Oh I’m alesexual , that means I’m attracted to ginger ale

Person 1: Kind of weird, but I can respect that

by Sensitive Bastard February 11, 2020

ailesexual

a specific word for people who are sexually attracted to aliens, aliens make them feel whole deep inside their heart, accept it

"bro did you see that alien on the history channel last night?"
"yes mannn, it was so sexy"

ailesexual: a sexual attraction to aliens

by Doki dokiliteratureclub November 3, 2020