Applesexual 

When you are physically and sexually attracted to Apple.

"Damn look at the fine ass apple."
"Oh to have a bite of that apple God damn."
"I heard Joey was applesexual. "

Applesexual by Teesmallz February 25, 2021

applesexual 

A man who owns greater than 5 apple products and actively endorses the brand to microsoft users, by informing them that apple is superior

I have 10 macbooks. Apple is my maiden, as I am an applesexual. What is this microsoft you talk about, I don't even know

applesexual by Microsoft_is_da_best March 24, 2011

Applesexual 

It isn’t real, you aren’t sexually attracted to apples

‘Oh I don’t like you because I’m applesexual!’ ‘You can’t be sexually attached to apples You aren’t sexually Attracted to apples!’

Applesexual by https..haru_is_pan April 24, 2021

apesexual 

When you wanna have sexual intercourse with an ape and love them.

Bro that one ape I saw last week was so damn hot god damn

My parents kicked me out for being apesexual

apesexual by kem0 September 6, 2021

allesexual 

'alles' from the German 'everything', Allesexual is being sexually attracted to all living organisms and all inanimate objects.

Ernie: I am allesexual.
Bert: What does that mean?
Ernie: I will fuck anything.

allesexual by Insanity Claus July 4, 2019

Alesexual 

An alesexual is someone who is sexually attracted to ginger ale

Person 1: Hey, what’s your sexuality?

Person 2: Oh I’m alesexual , that means I’m attracted to ginger ale

Person 1: Kind of weird, but I can respect that

Alesexual by Sensitive Bastard February 11, 2020

ailesexual 

a specific word for people who are sexually attracted to aliens, aliens make them feel whole deep inside their heart, accept it

"bro did you see that alien on the history channel last night?"
"yes mannn, it was so sexy"

ailesexual: a sexual attraction to aliens

ailesexual by Doki dokiliteratureclub November 3, 2020