Apple Creampie

When you are fucking a girl, pull-out, and you shove an apple in her vagina. Once the apple is in place, you continue to fuck her until the apple is all mashed up and you cum. The aftermath is the consistency of apple sauce.

Trevon: Damn Mocadeen I heard Jasmine last night was so kinky that you shoved a apple right up in her vag and fucked it given' her an apple creampie!

Mocadeen: That not even da whole story son. Then that whore Ebony when right up in there and ate her the fuck out! She said the apples and cream tasted just like applesauce.

Trevon: What a damn hoe son!

Mocadeen: I heard that. Next time I might be more careful where I be stickin ma shankpiece, nah mean dawg? Fuck son, I'm tired of them dayum shit kibbles!

Trevon: Yea I heard that son!

Apple Creampie by afagrd October 10, 2009

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Apple CreamPie

When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.

(To infinity and beyond)

So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.

Apple CreamPie by Jimmykandra September 17, 2022

Apple juice cream pie

When you ejaculate in your partner, wait a moment and then urinate inside of them. All while never removing your penis.

I had to piss so bad, after I finished I gave Karen an apple juice cream pie.

Apple juice cream pie by AJCP December 1, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

Word of the Day on July 14, 2026

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