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Apple Creampie 

When you are fucking a girl, pull-out, and you shove an apple in her vagina. Once the apple is in place, you continue to fuck her until the apple is all mashed up and you cum. The aftermath is the consistency of apple sauce.
Trevon: Damn Mocadeen I heard Jasmine last night was so kinky that you shoved a apple right up in her vag and fucked it given' her an apple creampie!

Mocadeen: That not even da whole story son. Then that whore Ebony when right up in there and ate her the fuck out! She said the apples and cream tasted just like applesauce.

Trevon: What a damn hoe son!

Mocadeen: I heard that. Next time I might be more careful where I be stickin ma shankpiece, nah mean dawg? Fuck son, I'm tired of them dayum shit kibbles!

Trevon: Yea I heard that son!
Apple Creampie by afagrd October 10, 2009
Words you can keep

Apple CreamPie 

When you partner nails you to a crucifix and proceeds to rectally penetrate you with a toy Buzz lightyear.

(To infinity and beyond)
So a couple weeks ago, my uncle Apple Creampied me when I was asleep.
Apple CreamPie by Jimmykandra September 17, 2022

Apple juice cream pie 

When you ejaculate in your partner, wait a moment and then urinate inside of them. All while never removing your penis.
I had to piss so bad, after I finished I gave Karen an apple juice cream pie.
Apple juice cream pie by AJCP December 1, 2013
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