Apolk

1. i missed spell apple
2. when you start an entire war to get lai
3. that definition was made in china ching chong ching chang

I EAT APOLK POOPIES BECAUSE PEE IS TASTE FUNNY
"what"

Apolk by fucking dogcow April 26, 2024

apologinsult 

an insult made to sound like an apology. the cousin of the backhanded compliment, an apologinsult claims to express contrition but in reality seeks to put the blame back on the victim and make them feel worse.

"i'm sorry i pushed you off that cliff! but if you weren't standing so close to the edge you wouldn't have fallen over, you know. it wasn't a very smart move."

"you can take your apologinsults and shove them up your ass, karen."

apologinsult by puzzlin June 25, 2020

Cash Apology 

When your "parents" have deceived you and then realise that you will find out eventually, they set about buying you EVERYTHING so you wont hate them for what they've done from the age of 14. So you get a brand new motor cross bike, then a brand new helmet, and motorcross boots and gloves and goggles, and trips everywhere so you can ride. Then they buy you more motorbikes and more helmets and they make you the "Golden Child" so you refuse to hear the truth and hate them.

SInce Muzza's dad was told that junior didn't think he was his real dad, his parents have gone nuts and bought him everything he ever wanted. His fake grand parents are in on it too. They changed his birth certificate so he wouldn't find out. That's what you call a Cash Apology - and then some.

Cash Apology by ratsbackside December 8, 2020

Apolline 

An amazing person. One of the smartest girl you'll meet, and always here to cheer you up. Probably gives great hugs. Socializing with people she doesn't know isn't always her strongest point, and your first conversations with her might seem a bit awkward, but once you get to know an Apolline, you can't help loving her. And if you are lucky enough to be her friend, she will never let you down. She’s a good listener and you can count on her if you need affection or comfort. Or if you just want to laugh: Apolline is really funny. But you need to get used to her sense of humor, 'cause you may find it kinda special at first. On top of her numerous qualities, Apolline is a very sexy blond (and a few hot brunettes or gingers are called Apolline, too).

But an Apolline sometimes lacks self-confidence. It seems absurd when you know her: how can this amazing person not see how amazing she is? Still, please remind any Apolline who might need it how amazing she is and how much she deserves to be more self-confident!

Seeing Apolline just made my day brighter!
I'm so glad Apolline is my friend, she truly is one of a kind

Apolline by Standing on the bright side June 6, 2017

Apolojizz 

An Apolojizz is the most sincerest of apologies, usually to resolve a fight with a significant other. It involves the Male giving the partner a face full of his all natural, toxin free skin moisturiser to reduce the effects of aging upon the receiver. After this move all will be forgotten as their youth has been restored.

Sarah: "I cannot believe you railed coke off my sisters chest!"
Mike: "Im so sorry Sarah, I was just craving. Would you like me to Apolojizz?"
Sarah: "Oooooooh, now you're talking ;)"

Apolojizz by Kermeister August 5, 2018

Apollo's Dodgeball 

An internet phenomenon most commonly observed on tumblr in which a random internet user will make a post in jest, only for that post to come true. The name arose from a common joke around these iccurences, in which Apollo, the greek god of prophecy, gifts the aforememtioned jesters with clairvoiance in the form of a dodgeball to the face.

"Man, wouldnt it be crazy if Tumblr let its users create their own ads?"
*1 month later, a tumblr feature comes out allowing tumblr users to create their own ads*
"Wow, op really got hit be Apollo's Dodgeball."

Apollo's Dodgeball by TheNewbornDeity April 23, 2022

celebrity apologist 

Someone who holds celebrities in such a high regard that they believe they can do no wrong. When the celebrity does do wrong, the apologist defends the celebrity.

"Can you believe that #famous_person said that!?"
"He's just exercising his freedom of speech, and he probably just said it to get attention."
"What are you some kind of celebrity apologist?"

celebrity apologist by Rhym November 18, 2016