Having no evident ties or support for any political party, event or system. Lacking interest in or desire for politics.
Bill: Hey dude when are they going to elect the new President?
Ted: What? Is there an election?
Bill: Yeah, you might have heard it on the news, all the drama between Obama and Clinton?
Ted: Who?
Bill: Nevermind I forgot you were completely apolitical.
Ted: What? Is there an election?
Bill: Yeah, you might have heard it on the news, all the drama between Obama and Clinton?
Ted: Who?
Bill: Nevermind I forgot you were completely apolitical.
by Rooks June 30, 2008
A person with absolutely no interest whatsoever in politics. Often a person who thinks politics is absolutely useless and gets nobody anywhere.
by Sanho Mullin May 25, 2019
one-word summary for βI donβt give a shitβ
person A: Hey, what are your views on politics?
person B: Oh, Iβm more or less apolitical. I believe there are more pressing issues than what those mudslinging politicians squabble over on TV daily.
person C: That pretty much translates to βI prefer American Idol over CNN.β
person B: Oh, Iβm more or less apolitical. I believe there are more pressing issues than what those mudslinging politicians squabble over on TV daily.
person C: That pretty much translates to βI prefer American Idol over CNN.β
by Bored_to_tears September 21, 2010
Being 'apolitical' isn't about not taking sides. It's about being politically-illiterate.
- Obama or McCain?
- McCain for sure. I prefer fries to exotic ethnic dishes.
- Damn! You're fucking apolitical, man.
- McCain for sure. I prefer fries to exotic ethnic dishes.
- Damn! You're fucking apolitical, man.
by UFB January 31, 2011
A person who doesn't give a shit about the poor and the suffering world around them and would rather entertain themselves with their own greed and selfishness!
Democrat: We have to impeach Trump otherwise the USA will suffer severely and thousands will die. I MEAN IT!
Apolitical Dude: Who gives a shit? I would much rather look at my football and basketball than care about people dying...
Democrat: You're an apolitical asshole!
Apolitical Dude: Who gives a shit? I would much rather look at my football and basketball than care about people dying...
Democrat: You're an apolitical asshole!
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