Top definition
Having no evident ties or support for any political party, event or system. Lacking interest in or desire for politics.
Bill: Hey dude when are they going to elect the new President?
Ted: What? Is there an election?
Bill: Yeah, you might have heard it on the news, all the drama between Obama and Clinton?
Ted: Who?
Bill: Nevermind I forgot you were completely apolitical.
by Rooks June 30, 2008
Get the mug
Get a apolitical mug for your dog Georges.
Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
Get the mug
Get a Blue Monday mug for your bunkmate Georges.
A person with absolutely no interest whatsoever in politics. Often a person who thinks politics is absolutely useless and gets nobody anywhere.
Apolitical Mullin: "Political the potical the patical. Left, right, upside down Who cares!"
by Sanho Mullin May 25, 2019
Get the mug
Get a apolitical mug for your barber James.
one-word summary for β€œI don’t give a shit”
person A: Hey, what are your views on politics?

person B: Oh, I’m more or less apolitical. I believe there are more pressing issues than what those mudslinging politicians squabble over on TV daily.

person C: That pretty much translates to β€œI prefer American Idol over CNN.”
by Bored_to_tears September 21, 2010
Get the mug
Get a apolitical mug for your Uncle Bob.
Being 'apolitical' isn't about not taking sides. It's about being politically-illiterate.
- Obama or McCain?
- McCain for sure. I prefer fries to exotic ethnic dishes.
- Damn! You're fucking apolitical, man.
by UFB January 31, 2011
Get the mug
Get a apolitical mug for your dog Manley.
A person who doesn't give a shit about the poor and the suffering world around them and would rather entertain themselves with their own greed and selfishness!
Democrat: We have to impeach Trump otherwise the USA will suffer severely and thousands will die. I MEAN IT!
Apolitical Dude: Who gives a shit? I would much rather look at my football and basketball than care about people dying...
Democrat: You're an apolitical asshole!
via giphy
by TERCELNYHUSSLA June 01, 2019
Get the mug
Get a apolitical mug for your father-in-law Jerry.