Apocali
Plural of Apocalypse
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three horsemen of the apocalypse
Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.
three horsemen of the apocalypse by hodags1966 May 31, 2019
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Apocaloptimist
Someone who knows it's all going to shit, but still thinks it will turn out OK
"It" most commonly refers to the environment, or humanity, but could be other things as well.
"It" most commonly refers to the environment, or humanity, but could be other things as well.
Guy 1: "The envrionment is being degraded at an unparalled rate, we're literally destroying ourselves... but, it'll probably turn out OK. If we fail, the planet will likely heal itself in our abscence."
Guy 2: "Man, he's such an apocaloptimist."
Guy 2: "Man, he's such an apocaloptimist."
Apocaloptimist by oblivion3 November 11, 2012
Apocalypsicle
Apocalypsicle by brainyuck September 11, 2011
Apocalyptist
One who believes that the only solution to most, if not all, of the world's biggest problems is a catastrophic event of epic proportions.
Like their Republican counter-parts in 2008, Democratic Apocalyptists began praying for a Zombie apocalypse after the 2010 mid-term elections.
Apocalyptist by Dr. Whitmire November 10, 2010
lesbian apocalypse
where a bunch of lesbians follow each other on tiktok and make jokes about taking over the world, it happens during pride month as a way to bring lesbians together and is not excluding other sexualities
lesbian apocalypse by mmenewt June 2, 2022
Colonic Apocalypse
1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.
2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.
John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."
Mike: "Should I call 911?"
Mike: "Should I call 911?"
Colonic Apocalypse by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008
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