Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.
Person 1: who tf is that new chick w alex?
Person 2: idk he's been apocalypsing like crazy
by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020
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When you treat the relationship between your girlfriend wayyy to seriously, and your friends genuinely think you have a death pact if she ever leaves you.
Nick: 'Who's that chick Charlie's with?'
Ash: 'She's the girl he's been apocalypsing about since he met her the other week'
Nick: 'Fucking simp.'
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Becoming too serious in the beginning of a relationship, being Ted Mosby
Look at Alex trying to be Ted Mosby, someone tell this kid that not every girl is his Robin.
Alex needs to stop apocalypsing!
by PopBlink November 22, 2020
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A mythical end of the world, uncertain when it is going to happen, several sects disagree about it:

Jehovah's Witnesses - When Jesus makes a second coming.
Donald Trump supporters - When Hillary Clinton becomes President of the United States.
Hillary Clinton supporters - When Donald Trump becomes President of the United States.
Some people seriously think apocalypse is coming after this election, not even kidding.
by 32121 July 21, 2016
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What will happen when either of these happens:
A: Microsoft buys the government and your private life is vigilated and surveyed by the companies

B: Some far leftist commie scum or far rightist capitalist pig thinks its time to nuke.
C: Google's bots become setient and murder us all
D: Minecraft p2w servers crash economy
E: China's (literal) pigs develop a very stronk uncurable disease
F: Pokemons travel to this world and become berserk
G: Climate change becomes very bad
H: Raptors travel from the past and learn to open doors

Hb: and learn to build lightsabers

See also Ablogalypse
See also Freemium
See also EA
See also Nuke
oh no its the Apocalypse!
nah its just a giant invisible pink unicorn
by FranchuFranchu March 6, 2019
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When Kim Kardashian gets a part in a movie it causes an Apocalypse.
Person: I just saw Kardashian's latest film, HOLY SHIT, Apocalypse!!! THE EARTH IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!
by benjiji October 26, 2011
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