Apocalipsis 

The kindest guy you’ll ever meet. Apocalipsis is shy and quiet at first, but once you get to know him, he’ll be open with you. He’s the most adorable guy on the planet and is very loyal when it comes to girls. He will give you his hoodies pretty often and look out for you. Everyone needs an apocalipsis but it’s hard to find one because he’s so unique. If you end up meeting an apocalipsis, don’t ever let him go because he’s a keeper!

I’m in love with Apocalipsis

Apocalipsis by strawberrymilk November 21, 2021

Apocalypsicle 

What you should definitely include in your zombie apocalypse kit frozen compartment.

Mom: "Hey kids! What flavors of Apocalypsicles should I buy for our zombie kit?"

Apocalypsicle by brainyuck September 11, 2011

Apocalyptist 

One who believes that the only solution to most, if not all, of the world's biggest problems is a catastrophic event of epic proportions.

Like their Republican counter-parts in 2008, Democratic Apocalyptists began praying for a Zombie apocalypse after the 2010 mid-term elections.

Apocalyptist by Dr. Whitmire November 10, 2010

Apocalypsing 

Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.

Person 1: who tf is that new chick w alex?
Person 2: idk he's been apocalypsing like crazy

Apocalypsing by Plenty of Fish November 10, 2020

A - Z of Apocalypses 

So many to choose from! One is bound to come true.
A – Ape Uprising
B – Black Hole
C – Collision
D – Dinosaurs Return
E – Everyone Dissapears
F – Food Fights Back
G – Gravity Fails
H – Hollacaust Again
I – Insect Overlords
J – Jesus Returns
K – Killer Bees
L – Lemming Syndrome
M – Machine War
N – Nuke
O – Ovary Expiration
P – Pandemic
Q – Quake
R – Rapture
S – Solar Flare
T – Triffids
U – UFO Strike
V – Volcanos
W – Water World
X – Xenophobia
Y – You’re in teh Matrix
Z – Zombies

When Bob bought his Big Mac at Mcdonalds, he was surpised when he went to take a bite, it took a bite of him. The end. (of the world) (Food fights back, from F, "A - Z of Apocalypses"

A - Z of Apocalypses by .:Stormie:. October 16, 2009

Apocalypsing 

When you treat the relationship between your girlfriend wayyy to seriously, and your friends genuinely think you have a death pact if she ever leaves you.

Nick: 'Who's that chick Charlie's with?'
Ash: 'She's the girl he's been apocalypsing about since he met her the other week'
Nick: 'Fucking simp.'

Apocalypsing by Your Local Perth Guide November 19, 2020

apocalypsis 

Portmanteau of apocalypse and ellipsis.

Specifically, where apocalypse is defined as "any universal or widespread destruction or disaster," and ellipsis is defined as "the omission of a word or phrase necessary for a complete syntactical construction but not necessary for understanding, or an example of such omission."

When these two words activate their Wonder Twin Powers, they take the shape/form of:

The empty feeling experienced when the date of any sort of cataclysmic prophecy finally arrives, and NOTHING HAPPENS.

Much like being on the receiving end of a pregnant pause.

Nobody "survived" Y2K, that B.S. was a total apocalypsis.

apocalypsis by comorbid June 28, 2009