Apocalete 

An Apocalete, is someone who carries extra weight, fat or bulk. They are ready for the apocalypse, so when food becomes scarce, they have weight to lose and energy in reserve!

“You’re a big lad, you’ve put on a few pounds..!”

“Yeah well I’m an Apocalete: I’m training for the apocalypse - when you small people are starving to death a few weeks in to the disaster, my six pack will just be starting to show and I’ll have energy to spare!”

Apocalete by Terrez March 27, 2023

Apocalypters 

Usually used to describe a group, or mass of people that for some reason are convinced a certain date is the day of the Apocalypse. They are so far 100% consistent at being wrong.

Did you see those bible tumpers on the corner?
You mean the dumb apocalypters talking about the day of judgement? They are there every week man.

Apocalypters by B A Clay June 7, 2011

apocalyze

To bring one's world crashing down. It is the verb form of the word apocalypse.

I'd like to apocalyze my cheating ex-boyfriend.

I would like to apocalyze the professor that created this exam.

I will apocalyze my roomie because she is a lactoid.

apocalyze by Chocolate and Vanilla Bear October 15, 2009

apocalepsy 

Apocalepsy is a mental, emotional or physical state that results from people's belief in apocalyptic foretelling, such as the Apocalypse. The state is noted by mental and/or physical rigidity, or convulsions with loss of rational thought, along with the inability to recognize alternative explanations for the fate of the world. Evidence of apocalepsy is found when large numbers of people adapt their behavior to calendar dates foretelling the end of the world, the coming of aliens, the coming of God or other metaphysical spirits, and often coincide with the writings of a religious sage or ancient author, such as Nostradamus or the Mayan calendar. Its frequency and intensity vary with social unrest, economic upheaval, and other situations where people think major, calamitous changes are the likeliest solution for the state of the world. This condition usually subsides among the afflicted individuals once the appointed date passes.

Those folks at the revival tent go through fits of apocalepsy every time a new preacher predicts the end times.

apocalepsy by Dr.Funkenbass January 2, 2012

ayocalteck

ayocalteck is a massive brand with the best football opinions on all of twitter.

You know ‘@LeagueOfMyOwnII’ he’s not an ayocalteck, he’s so stupid!

That guy knows everything about football, he’s a real ayocalteck!

ayocalteck by willalexander July 1, 2021

Apocalution 

Are we in the middle of an apocalypse or a revolution? Looking around, I can't decide so I coined the word "apocalution" because it really does feel like we're "bothing it."

I have alcohol, popcorn, and a front-row seat to the Apocalution.

Apocalution by alwayshuntress February 22, 2025

apoclaeletrivyian

Special morse code cipher.

When bro started beating his dih in exam hall but when I converted the beating frequency to morse code through apoclaeletrivyian they were the answers to the mcq.

apoclaeletrivyian by ujanissus January 29, 2026