An Apocalete, is someone who carries extra weight, fat or bulk. They are ready for the apocalypse, so when food becomes scarce, they have weight to lose and energy in reserve!
“You’re a big lad, you’ve put on a few pounds..!”
“Yeah well I’m an Apocalete: I’m training for the apocalypse - when you small people are starving to death a few weeks in to the disaster, my six pack will just be starting to show and I’ll have energy to spare!”
“Yeah well I’m an Apocalete: I’m training for the apocalypse - when you small people are starving to death a few weeks in to the disaster, my six pack will just be starting to show and I’ll have energy to spare!”
by Terrez March 27, 2023
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