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std contracted from spaghetti.

caused by an intense sexual fetish and desire to have sexual intercourse with spaghetti and meatballs.
I got apensi from my mom's spaghetti meatballs. So worth it though.
apensi by swagmasterblaster69 August 24, 2014
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apeNapped 

When a white person gets kidnapped by a violent african american
carl:Did you hear about betty? rick: no what happened? carl:this dirty african american apenapped her and left her for dead
apeNapped by skankhunt1975 August 19, 2022

gilbert arenas 

A basketball player for the washington wizards. He has made the all-star team for the second straight year.
He is finally getting some of the repect he deserves although he is still underrated.
He wears the number 0 on his jersey because thats how many minutes people said he would play in college
Did you see arenas hit that crazy jumper last night
Yea. If the wizards didn't have Gilbert Arenas they would blow.
gilbert arenas by RJazie May 27, 2006
A rude, arrogant person who thinks 'he's hard'… He likes attention and can be funny at times.
Ew, your being such an Apenisa today!
Are you dumb…?
apenisa by areyoudumb.com May 20, 2014
That one girl who is extremely shy!! But when you get her crackin there aint no stoppin. She has big ones, she gets teased by her sisters. You never see her cry, for she is brave. Atenas' can be found in those full, urban places. But when you meet her, she can be really nice. Atenas' like to share, and she loves children!!!
shy

big ones
Atenas
Cute nickname you would call your bae. Apinas makes people feel warm and happy
Hey boo you're apinas
apinas by apinaslover February 25, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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