Apenisitis 

When a person does too much of something and their penis is unable to get hard for awhile

Oh no! I did too much coke…I think I have apenisitis now…

Apenisitis by _dookie_shoes January 12, 2022

Alexisitis 

A disease, always craving a person named Alexis. This illness can be emotional, physical or both.

Patient: Doctor what's wrong with me? Why can't I get her out of my head?
Doctor: You have severe case of Alexisitis.

Alexisitis by j ason June 26, 2008

penisitis 

The overcompensation for having a smaller dick by being an even bigger one.

"I think that rude prick with the obnoxiously oversized truck suffers from penisitis."

penisitis by tah-dard! September 26, 2011

small penisitis 

A common condition that occurs in males.

Hey bro,you should have that checked out... I think you have small penisitis!

small penisitis by wldcts July 28, 2006

penisitis 

A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.

"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"

penisitis by the hangar October 20, 2008

Penisitis 

Penisitis is a disease that kids can be born with. It is a disease that causes people to say penis or else they will get very sick and die. The most famous stripper in Africa (Haily Pourneya) was born with this life threatening and heart breaking disease.

Ex. "Did you hear about the new disease, penisitis??"

Penisitis by Haily pourneya February 7, 2022

Tonsil Penisitis 

An acute rash-like disease brought on by severe rubbing of a man's (or transexual person's) penis on another person's tonsils (Whores, and Gay Men, are most commonly diagnosed).

Investigator: How did the victim die?
Doctor: The victim died of a severe case of Tonsil Penisitis.
Investigator: That's fucked up.
Doctor: Yes, the people who get it generally are.

Tonsil Penisitis by MR>CROW October 2, 2009