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A physical condition that can be caused by lots of a chafing, or over exposure to Swamp Ass. This condition causes the victim to walk in an odd manner (much like an ape) to avoid irritation. Typically occurs after sports activities, or long days of hard work.
Malcolm got walks like he has some mean Ape-Ass.
Ape-Ass by Burgeh August 19, 2013

Ape-ass Crazy 

Doing something crazy such as almost running over a drunk as he's taking a piss, causing him to jump into the pond he was pissing in. That act, my friend, would be ape-ass crazy.
"Heh... Y- y'alls Ape-ass crazy!" - a dude named Billy
Ape-ass Crazy by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Ape-ass, bat-shit crazy 

A huge step higher than just plain old bat-shit crazy; Britney Spears
"Tom Cruise may be bat-shit crazy, but that Britney Spears is ape-ass, bat-shit crazy!"

MOTHER APE ASS! 

A song lyric sung by Jacksepticeye in his Happy Wheels song : All the way

Used to express dissatisfaction/anger
Simple challenge
I call bullshit on that
Grab it with your teeth
One is all you need
*Falls off cliff*
MOTHER APE ASS!

spotted-ass ape 

Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.
That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.

What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.

That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!
spotted-ass ape by Wonkavator July 8, 2004

Running around like a striped ass ape 

I am glad I drank that Red Bull for breakfast this morning because I have been running around like a striped ass ape all morning.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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