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spotted-ass ape
Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.
That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.
What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.
That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!
What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.
That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!
spotted-ass ape by Wonkavator July 8, 2004