Ape-Ass

A physical condition that can be caused by lots of a chafing, or over exposure to Swamp Ass. This condition causes the victim to walk in an odd manner (much like an ape) to avoid irritation. Typically occurs after sports activities, or long days of hard work.

Malcolm got walks like he has some mean Ape-Ass.

Ape-Ass by Burgeh August 19, 2013

Ape Ass 

2. Another word for dickhead.

Simple challenge...I call bullshit on that! MOTHER APE ASS!!

Ape Ass by GhostRaichu(I have a big dick) February 4, 2017

Ape-ass Crazy 

Doing something crazy such as almost running over a drunk as he's taking a piss, causing him to jump into the pond he was pissing in. That act, my friend, would be ape-ass crazy.

"Heh... Y- y'alls Ape-ass crazy!" - a dude named Billy

Ape-ass Crazy by Horse Nipple March 13, 2008

Ape-ass, bat-shit crazy 

A huge step higher than just plain old bat-shit crazy; Britney Spears

"Tom Cruise may be bat-shit crazy, but that Britney Spears is ape-ass, bat-shit crazy!"

Ape-ass, bat-shit crazy by Lorraine Bates January 17, 2008

MOTHER APE ASS! 

A song lyric sung by Jacksepticeye in his Happy Wheels song : All the way

Used to express dissatisfaction/anger

Simple challenge
I call bullshit on that
Grab it with your teeth
One is all you need
*Falls off cliff*
MOTHER APE ASS!

MOTHER APE ASS! by Pseudomonas the pseudonym man January 9, 2021

spotted-ass ape 

Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.

That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.

What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.

That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!

spotted-ass ape by Wonkavator July 8, 2004

Running around like a striped ass ape 

1. being extremely busy or multitasking

I am glad I drank that Red Bull for breakfast this morning because I have been running around like a striped ass ape all morning.

Running around like a striped ass ape by sybilrhiana January 30, 2009