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Someone who keeps themselves to themselves, generally ignoring other people. Just as asexual = without sex, asocial = without socilisation. These asocial people tend to be on the autistic spectrum. They are perfectly healthy, they'd just rather not socialize and frankly, judging from the behaviour of a lot of students at school, I can't say I blame them. The asocial individual DOES NOT commit anti-social behaviour. They just ignore everybody.

Not to be confused with antisocial
They called Tom anti-social but in actual fact, he was just asocial. He didn't hurt a fly, he just wasn't that interested in people.
An acial is a spot high in the asswhole that if a man hits on a women she will shit all over his dick.
Dude! did you hear that if you hit the acial a girl will shit all over your dick!
Acial by Georgie aka george March 27, 2009

asocial media 

Using social media in a way that avoids the social aspect. Like when somebody posts something but doesn't reply to any comments. Ex: vaguebooking
"I keep tweeting at Scott but he won't tweet back. Like seriously, come on bruh!"

"I just want attention so I'll go post something on asocial media."
When someone watches a lot of mainstream TV series or movies instead of spending time with his friends or other people.
Tobi is always watching series and never talks to us. He's asocial.
asocial by Killusions November 15, 2017

Gl_acial 

Someone on Twitter who ratios and gets blocked by games (or companies or something)
Claims he's never taken an L without any proof
Gl_acial has been owned by multiple people
Gl_acial by MCJ _ March 17, 2022
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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