4 definitions by hopefullyclever
When your dad just isn't that into you. Generally applied to the sister of one who has caught their dad's eye.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Tiffany?
Friend 2: No, what happened?
Friend 1: Her dad said he'd date her sister if she wasn't his daughter. Didn't say anything about Tiff though.
Friend 2: Oof, dadzoned!
Friend 2: No, what happened?
Friend 1: Her dad said he'd date her sister if she wasn't his daughter. Didn't say anything about Tiff though.
Friend 2: Oof, dadzoned!
by hopefullyclever October 22, 2020
Friend 1: Did you hear about the confirmation after party?
Friend 2: No, what happened?
Friend 1: Brett grabbed a funnel and bragged that now he's qualified to do a supreme boof.
Friend 2: No, what happened?
Friend 1: Brett grabbed a funnel and bragged that now he's qualified to do a supreme boof.
by hopefullyclever November 14, 2020
Something that is not flatulence. Not like, anything besides a fart, but it definitely doesn't mean to fart.
Friend 1: Did you hear Brett say that boofing mean farting?
Friend 2: Yeah, what lying sack of crap.
Friend 2: Yeah, what lying sack of crap.
by hopefullyclever October 27, 2020
Using social media in a way that avoids the social aspect. Like when somebody posts something but doesn't reply to any comments. Ex: vaguebooking
"I keep tweeting at Scott but he won't tweet back. Like seriously, come on bruh!"
"I just want attention so I'll go post something on asocial media."
"I just want attention so I'll go post something on asocial media."
by hopefullyclever May 31, 2018