hopefullyclever's definitions

Boof

Something that is not flatulence. Not like, anything besides a fart, but it definitely doesn't mean to fart.

Friend 1: Did you hear Brett say that boofing mean farting?
Friend 2: Yeah, what lying sack of crap.

by hopefullyclever October 27, 2020

supreme boof

When you chug a beer up your butt, but you're wearing the robes of a US supreme court justice.

Friend 1: Did you hear about the confirmation after party?
Friend 2: No, what happened?
Friend 1: Brett grabbed a funnel and bragged that now he's qualified to do a supreme boof.

by hopefullyclever November 14, 2020

asocial media

Using social media in a way that avoids the social aspect. Like when somebody posts something but doesn't reply to any comments. Ex: vaguebooking

"I keep tweeting at Scott but he won't tweet back. Like seriously, come on bruh!"

"I just want attention so I'll go post something on asocial media."

by hopefullyclever June 11, 2018

Dadzoned

When your dad just isn't that into you. Generally applied to the sister of one who has caught their dad's eye.

Friend 1: Did you hear about Tiffany?
Friend 2: No, what happened?
Friend 1: Her dad said he'd date her sister if she wasn't his daughter. Didn't say anything about Tiff though.
Friend 2: Oof, dadzoned!

by hopefullyclever October 22, 2020