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autoshit 

no matter what one does, the result is shit.
Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.
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autoshadenfreude 

1. Pleasure derived from one's own misfortune.
ex1. Man, your girlfriend dumped you over a year ago! You really have to stop all that autoshadenfreude and get back in the game.

ex2. So you got a B- on that calculus midterm? Quit your autoshadenfreude and work harder next time.

ex3. Stop listing all the negative personality traits of your tennis partner. Just because she doesn't want to date you, doesn't me you have to envelop yourself in autoschadenfreude.
autoshadenfreude by spokentoken December 8, 2009
Two words can be the antosym of eachother. For example, If I was playing basketball and I hit someone with a nasty crossover, a fan could shout "Damn that move was dirty!" one could also shout "Damn that move was clean". Clean and Dirty are antonyms, however, in that context they mean the same thing. Thus the word antosym, two words that mean the opposite thing but in certain contexts, mean the same.
I never realized that dirty and clean are really antosyms of each other.
Antosym by sonnyd2323 April 14, 2020
An absolutely amazing person with a great sense of humour. He will make you laugh until you are crying. He will always make you happy and will make you feel like you are invincible. Anosh is always trustworthy and He is always the first person you will talk to about anything that's bothering you and He always sorts it out and makes the world seem alright; it doesn't matter how bad you are feeling he always cheers you up. He never fails to put a smile on your face. He will frustrate you when he says he isn't good enough because you know that it just isn't true and that he is just the best. Anosh is good looking and is the type that is always In Good shape. He always wears the best outfits and looks amazing. His music taste is just incredible and he always knows how to lighten the mood. He is a kind, compassionate and caring person and even though he never sees that in himself he deserves to know that it is 100% true. He is just amazing.
Wow, Anosh looks so good.
Anosh by LilWilIow April 16, 2021
An Anoosha is a small, smart, shy, and pretty person. It loves joking around and gossiping. A LOT of gossiping. Shes into bands and inner meditation. She's a rebel of some sort enjoying small freedoms when she gets away from over-protective parents, but is viewed as a goody-two-shoes by all.
Look its Anoosha wearing a Twenty One Pilots t-shirt.
Anoosha by He referring May 10, 2016
Anosha is usally an extremely talkative afghan girl who travels constantly.
Anosha means happiness in persian, or "princess with a beautiful heart and soul" in sanskrit
you travelling ?
yeah im so anosha lately.
anosha by zee.ar November 7, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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