The absolute homie. Descended from the mad lad Russians themselves, he is built like a potato and if anyone mentions it, will slap the potatoes out of you.

Person 1: Hey Anthony! Have you ever thought about working out?
Person 2: Shhhh! That's not just Anthony, that's Antoshka Kartoshka! Now he'll slap the centrifuge fucking shit balls out of you, you idiot!

Antoshka Kartoshka by Dried Up Vag June 5, 2023

Related Words

antoshka • Antoshka Kartoshka • anooshka • anoshka • Antoschka • antushka

anoshka

ANOSHKA a unique ass name that isn't found anywhere and suits people who are one of a kind and special in nature, it's pronounced AH-NOO-SHKAA *yes very shitty*...
but this name is only for the elite because they are amazing and enthusiastic people

AYOOO YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, KIND, AND AMAZING YOUR NAME SHOULD BE ANOSHKA

anoshka by samort September 30, 2020

anooshka

She is hairy but amazing and the best friend you could ever have, she is a very people person and is very beautiful inside and out. She loves going to the shop.

oh my god I wish Anooshka were my friend! Too bad that other girl is already friends with her.

anooshka by Colleen Ballinger May 14, 2015

antushka

Antushka is Also Anton has a Great personality he's dope very savage and dope and

Yo see Antushka over with all the chicks

antushka by George Ghenning January 31, 2018

Antoschka

Antoschka is the kind of person who knows everything. She will always tell you something that happened in her life, since its so exciting and full of blatant stories.

Alcohol is her best friend, so don't underestimate her, even if she only writes A's at school.

Her real name is Antonia, but since she loves the russian language (bc her friends always talking in russian) they call her Antoschka. Because she's from germany and all germans loves potatoes, and potatoes in russian means kartoschka, they named her after that.

So a new person was born.

»The party of Antoschka on the weekend was the best!«
»Wait, what Antoschka? U mean that nerd girl? Wow, i would never expected that.«

Antoschka by Blondi January 12, 2018

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026