Small dumb kid with the smallest dick and an IQ level of -1000. He thinks that carbohydrates are bad and he is kind of gay and his favorite friend is a Martin.
by Någon som är Homo November 12, 2019
To act like a certified Hurensohn and spam someone with bullshit for the sake of manipulating the other person
🍁🐱: Oh boi I got antoned again!
🦆: what did he write?
🍁🐱: „I have a dark side and I am rock hard and wanted to tear you apart in the air because I have a little wiener >:^(„
🦆: Oh boi what a certified Hurensohn!
🦆: what did he write?
🍁🐱: „I have a dark side and I am rock hard and wanted to tear you apart in the air because I have a little wiener >:^(„
🦆: Oh boi what a certified Hurensohn!
by Certified Zuckerstück May 02, 2023
When you are insanely hot that even if your guy friends have trouble speaking to you. When looking at Anton, your eyes will begin to slowly melt, requiring immediate intensive medical care. Many have died just from looking at Anton because he is so hot.
Today we mourn, for 28 people died last night because they looked at Anton. Anton is so hot that he is currently being used as a secret weapon by the CIA to take out terrorists without spending any money on ammunition, missiles, or personnel.
by Basic Bitches April 29, 2019
The most flawless man on the planet. Anton is sweet, poetic, athletic, musical, funny, and hot. Best guy you could ever be lucky enough to know. Only idiots talk bad about Anton. Even his flaws are perfect.
by Calypso24601 November 15, 2012
by fastbitchboyoutherebitch July 22, 2018
Someone who appears Russian but is actually a psychopathic Italian. They usually seek to piss others off and Ave a very curved forehead. They also like sneaking up on people from bushes.
by FetusDeletus8 May 26, 2018