Anton

When you are insanely hot that even if your guy friends have trouble speaking to you. When looking at Anton, your eyes will begin to slowly melt, requiring immediate intensive medical care. Many have died just from looking at Anton because he is so hot.

Today we mourn, for 28 people died last night because they looked at Anton. Anton is so hot that he is currently being used as a secret weapon by the CIA to take out terrorists without spending any money on ammunition, missiles, or personnel.

Anton by Basic Bitches April 29, 2019

Anton

The most flawless man on the planet. Anton is sweet, poetic, athletic, musical, funny, and hot. Best guy you could ever be lucky enough to know. Only idiots talk bad about Anton. Even his flaws are perfect.

Fil: Oh hey did you hear him mess up at practice?
Kira: You're stupid. He's Anton, and flawless.

Anton by Calypso24601 November 18, 2012

anton

Fast as fuck

woah dude you almost as fast as my boy anton

anton by fastbitchboyoutherebitch July 22, 2018

ANTOn

Likes to eat.

anton tycker om köttbullar och potatis

ANTOn by I'm yee June 13, 2018

Anton

Someone who appears Russian but is actually a psychopathic Italian. They usually seek to piss others off and Ave a very curved forehead. They also like sneaking up on people from bushes.

Nathan: Stop it Anton!!
Anton: cyka blyat!!

Anton by FetusDeletus8 June 9, 2018

Anton

Constantly asking ‘who farted?’ when it was in fact he who did.

Anton: “Ah ya smell that? Who farted?”

Anton by werdna313 June 27, 2019

Anton

Being Anton means to be beyond handsome. But not only on the outside but also on the inside. When talking to Anton you will immediately notice his intelligence and honesty. After about 2 minutes of talking to (or even just seeing ) Anton your heart will begin to melt. Anton is the most easy person to love because he is empathic and self reflected. Anton has the most beautiful eyes, especially in the combination with sunset light. He is open minded, funny and supportive. Falling in love with him is dangerous because it means that it will be impossible to stop loving him. Only jealous people talk bad about Anton. Many people wish to be that sexy, hot and perfect. He is really romantic and extremely good in bed. Anton could have any girl he wants, so when it comes to dating Anton, you will often be afraid that he finds something better. All the compliments aren’t really good enough to describe Anton but I hope that you understand what I mean. In conclusion Anton is the perfect man and a dream for every girl, he is not only the hot teenage crush but also the man you want to raise your children with one day.

who is that perfect guy ?

it’s Anton !

Anton by l18 July 5, 2022