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Anti-Paperism 

The belief that paper is a waste of money, time, and resources and can be replaced by computers. Boomers are often opposed to it and so is the paper industry. A person who believes it is called an anti-paperist
Me: I believe in anti-paperism. There is no reason we need paper, all it does is waste resources
Boomer: But computers are hard to use and think about the paper industry
Me: Ok boomer

anti-splash paper

1. A sheet or two of bog roll placed carefully so as to uniformly cover the surface of the water in the bowl of a toilet prior to dropping the kids off. Usually employed by those who do not enjoy the sudden cold, wet sensation on their ringpiece following displacement of water by a free-falling, splash-inducing turd.

2. Also used when a desperate bogward-rush to a public convenience results in the trousers coming down at the same time the turtle's head begins to appear and the discovery is made that some bastard left nessie waiting for you. Mitigates against the prospect that splashback will include someone elses faecal matter or piss. It is considered wise to favour more sheets in this scenario.
1. I had an absolute monster on the way and it was a cold morning so I opted for some anti-splash paper.

2. There was no holding it back, I had already locked the door and me kecks were round me ankles when I noticed a previous signature loitering in the pan. Anti-splash paper was the only way to keep it personal.
anti-splash paper by Herr Lip December 1, 2007

Anti Rebound Paper 

Toilet paper used to diminish the first splash
He knew it was the last roll so he decided to skip the anti rebound paper
Anti Rebound Paper by UrbanBanjo. October 31, 2013

anticiperection 

(noun): An erection resulting from anticipation of a future sexual encounter.

Coined by the FX Network Original "The League."
"He gets a boner when he's scared!"

"I wasn't scared, man, I'm seeing a girl later--this is just an anticiperection."
anticiperection by Audiopheliac November 6, 2010

anticiperection 

a pre boner to a forthcoming boneriffic event.
"I'm so pumped for Saturday im getting an anticiperection.
anticiperection by mshock95 December 20, 2010

anticiperection 

When you get a boner in anticipation of a good night or seeing a girl
wtf is that! we haven't even stepped foot in the club yet

ah shit i got an anticiperection
anticiperection by Imadogg November 7, 2010