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Annulment
Ending a marriage before it has been consummated. Its like buying something from the store and returning it before it is removed from the package.
Father: "Son, your Mother and I are getting a divorce."
Son: "Isn't that the same thing as an annulment?"
Father: "No Son, your Mother and I had sex, and in turn, you, therefore we cannot get an annulment."
Son: "Isn't that the same thing as an annulment?"
Father: "No Son, your Mother and I had sex, and in turn, you, therefore we cannot get an annulment."
Annulment by spencerpoonwoo June 9, 2011
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annulmint
Synonymous with the term 'annulment,' an annulmint is, quite literally, a formal declaration that annuls and/or voids a marriage.
David: Sarah, would you like an annulmint?
Sarah: Why, thank you, David. I happily accept. I guess we're not married anymore, huh?
David: No indeed, we certainly are not.
Sarah: Why, thank you, David. I happily accept. I guess we're not married anymore, huh?
David: No indeed, we certainly are not.
annulmint by Evangeline Caille April 3, 2008
Annoyment
Annoyment by jsambrook97 February 4, 2022
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Annoyment by Mama Laura November 16, 2022
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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