Anjelo is the guy who is both good at getting women and winning games at Valorant. He is probably your favourite Jett main, and computer science enjoyer.
Anjelo hates physicsclass and calculus but does it anyway because he's so cool
Be careful taking bringing your girl around this dude, or he will take your girl, mom and sister.
A brown chick who is quiet yet loud. She can act like a child but thinks like a LADY. She is almost always right. She will tell you how things can go wrong before they do. Is effortlessly confident even at her most insecure moments. You're either super close to her or a stranger she doesn't do an in-between. If she is your friend she's the greatest friend you could ever have. She will be there for you no matter what. The one thing she loves more than food is...nothing...she really loves food...like a lot.
A hot filipino male that yes, you guessed it loves McDonalds. Has so much fuckin respect for the ladies you don't even know. Man is loyal and is hellahot.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.