by Slug Diesel July 23, 2004
Get the Anger Jam mug.Jam the Shelf Angel is a departed soul of good. Jam is the counterpart and opposite of Jim the Closet Demon. Jam’s gender identity is described only as ‘binary’ and they use she/they pronouns. They are 7 inches tall (17.48 cm) and have a wide frame with thick thighs. This is also the opposite of Jim the Closet Demon who is described as tall and lanky. Jam the Shelf Angel primarily exists within shelves and does not want or require sacrifices or worship.
Person 1: “Is that Jim the Closet Demon?”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
Person 2: “No, that is Jam the Closet Angel and you are showing your ignorance because Jim and Jam are nothing alike.”
Person 1: “Oh, should I worship Jam the Shelf Angel?”
Person 2: “No you absolute fool.”
by Turtle in a box September 2, 2022
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by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Jowrarah Jones' Word 'Reset'" Gun Jam '-'In'_' Google Chrome Browser Boomark FOr The ANgel Number "'Six Hundred And Twenty Six'"<.7.9.7.6.> mug.When one is utterly drenched in sweat, and subsequently lies on a porous surface (such as a wooden deck) for a substantial amount of time. The resulting outline of a human figure resembles a snow angel, but instead of being an imprint in snow, is of dark mark made of sweat.
So I went for a 94 minute run, and it was like 94 degrees out. When I got home, I laid down on my deck and made an AWESOME Jamaican snow angel.
by Albert Brady May 6, 2009
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