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Andscrew 

A Samoan anal licker who can't keep his dick out of the asses of dogs
That Andscrew needs to back of my puppy before I tat on his face.
Andscrew by Tats McGee April 7, 2009
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Poo and Screw 

The act of taking a dump in someone else's house on the way out of that house; without the person directly realizing it until they hear the toilet flush. And by that time, you're gone.
Matt: Andrew took a massive crap in in your house yesterday!

Chris: Yah, what a Poo and Screw!
Poo and Screw by Lbayncha1 February 14, 2009

chew and screw 

to eat an expensive meal, then skip out on the bill.
I just had a steak dinner at the Four Seasons.

Expensive?.

Nah, I chewed and screwed.
chew and screw by betty ford June 1, 2005

Brew and Screw 

A low class bar which employs scanky, older, less attractive women who offer sexual favors while keeping you company. Alcholic beverages need to be purchased sometimes at an inflated rate ( $15-$25) per drink which act as the cost of the sexual favors. After a few purchased drinks the bar whores will take you to the back of the bar and conduct the pre negotiated services.
Chief i went by that Brew and Screw in Allapattah last night and got a BJ from this bar whore Maria for only 3 beers at $20 a piece.

Hulu and Screw 

When you're too poor to afford netflix so you use hulu with your bae
Guy: My netflix subscription is gone...so, Hulu and Screw?

Girl: As long as i get fucked while watching Twilight I'm in.

chew and screw 

(v) To eat and leave quickly.
"Sorry I have to chew and screw, Mom. I have to get to work."
chew and screw by Urban Dweller December 25, 2005

chop and screw 

to make something new and improved; to remix something such as a dj would
I'm totally going to chop and screw my sober-up snack by combining cream cheese with graham crackers.
chop and screw by DJ Chachi January 17, 2009
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